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PostSubject: juk jukan nmn   Fri May 29, 2009 1:03 pm

AGAW BUHAY

Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan. Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.
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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Sat May 30, 2009 4:28 pm

hahaha... novelty jokes n yan ah... hahaha... Read all you can, don't be shy, feel at home!
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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Sun May 31, 2009 1:57 am

why did you split the thread sir ?


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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Sun May 31, 2009 8:12 am

siguro kze...

thread starter ang dating ng reply... hehehe
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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:37 pm

Wahaha, kahit papano napatawa ako XD

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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:12 am

May tatlo akong joke..

Joke
joke
joke

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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:50 am

Yipee wrote:
May tatlo akong joke..

Joke
joke
joke

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OMG OMG...
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corny dude!...... No No No

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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:48 pm

mikebasco wrote:
Yipee wrote:
May tatlo akong joke..

Joke
joke
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OMG OMG...
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corny dude!...... No No No

ok lng keysa nmn offtopic parang ganito at ganyan HAHAHAHA

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PostSubject: Re: juk jukan nmn   Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:01 am

I know....i understand yipee....hahaha

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