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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sat May 30, 2009 2:36 am

--KOTO--
Pasyente: Doc anong gamot sa kuto ko???
Doc: Bakit ano ba sakit ng kuto mo???
=)) hahaha

--AIDS--

doc: iho, bakit mu naman sinapak ung lalaki kanina?

Boy: e doc, nakita niya na ninenerbyos ako sa resulta ng AIDS test!

tapos sasabihin pa niya…
THINK POSITIVE

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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sat May 30, 2009 3:54 am

cool~

Yipee: lawrence natikman mo na ung m&m with NUTS? masarap padalhan kta . . .
Lawrence : *munch munch*
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Lawrence : onga no masarap kaya nga lng ang hirap balatan and dumi sa kuko
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Rofl corny ahehe
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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sat May 30, 2009 5:46 am

< Very Happy The posts has been split into a new thread Very Happy >

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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sat May 30, 2009 11:53 am

ga Joke2 ka myk.. hahaha hOw pathetic.. hahah
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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sat May 30, 2009 4:16 pm

hahaha... philosophers .... nyahahaha... ako?? pwede bng bumanat?


it's better to be late...... ^_^




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to
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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sun May 31, 2009 1:58 am

heheeh,

ala n ako maisip.

sa susunud n ult ako post~

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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sun May 31, 2009 8:49 am

pde pabanat? haha!
kahit KORNii aa..
haha!

Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Meloy: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!


ENGLISH-TAGALOG TRANSLATiON



Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan

Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

Ice Buko - oks ang buhok ko

Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis

Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya

Devastation - sakayan ng bus

Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas

Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

Tissue - Ikaw nga!

Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

Deduct - Ang pato

Defeat - Ang mga paa

Detail - Ang buntot

Deposit - Gripo

Diploma - taga ayos ng tubo

City - Bago mag-utsu

Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

Persuading - Unang Kasal

Depress - Ang nagkasal o kaya'y dyaryo

Defense - bakod sa bahay

It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (hik!)

Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang
ang damit, e delusion!)

Profit - Patunayan mo

Balance Sheet - What comes out after
eating a balanced diet

Backlog - bacon saka egg

Beehive - magpakatino ka

CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto

Debug - ang ipis

Defrag - ang palaka

Defer - ang balahibo

Deflate - ang plato

Detest - ang eksamin

Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V

Devote - ang boto o sasakyang pantubig

Dilemma - brownout o kaya'y hindi anim

Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane

Forums - apat na kwarto

July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

Thesis - sakit

wahaha.. kornii..


un ln..
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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sun May 31, 2009 9:04 am

un lng???.. ang dme kya nun... hahaha...
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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sun May 31, 2009 11:32 am

ahahaha un lng... un lng maiintidihan nyu ahaha

unti lng nagets ko ahaha

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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Sun May 31, 2009 4:43 pm

emeii wrote:
pde pabanat? haha!
kahit KORNii aa..
haha!

Job interview:
Boss: Ano ang alam mo?
Meloy: Alam ko po kung saan kayo nakatira ng misis
niyo, at kung saan nakatira ang kabit niyo.
Boss: Tanggap ka na!


ENGLISH-TAGALOG TRANSLATiON



Contemplate - konte ang mga pinggan

Punctuation - pera para maka-enrol

Ice Buko - oks ang buhok ko

Tenacious - sapatos na pang tennis

Calculator - tawagan kita mamaya

Devastation - sakayan ng bus

Protestant - Tindahan ng prutas

Statue - Ikaw ba yan?

Tissue - Ikaw nga!

Predicate - Pakawalan mo ang pusa

Aspect - Pantusok o pandurog ng yelo

Deduct - Ang pato

Defeat - Ang mga paa

Detail - Ang buntot

Deposit - Gripo

Diploma - taga ayos ng tubo

City - Bago mag-utsu

Cattle - Doon nakatila ang Hali at Leyna

Persuading - Unang Kasal

Depress - Ang nagkasal o kaya'y dyaryo

Defense - bakod sa bahay

It depends - Kainin mo ang bakod

Shampoo - Bago mag-labing-isha (hik!)

Delusion - Maluwang (kung maluwang
ang damit, e delusion!)

Profit - Patunayan mo

Balance Sheet - What comes out after
eating a balanced diet

Backlog - bacon saka egg

Beehive - magpakatino ka

CD-ROM - tingnan mo ang kwarto

Debug - ang ipis

Defrag - ang palaka

Defer - ang balahibo

Deflate - ang plato

Detest - ang eksamin

Devalue - 'yon ang susunod sa letrang V

Devote - ang boto o sasakyang pantubig

Dilemma - brownout o kaya'y hindi anim

Effort - 'dun nagla-land ang efflane

Forums - apat na kwarto

July - nagsinungaling ka ba?

Thesis - sakit

wahaha.. kornii..


un ln..


gnda ng banat mo em,, wahehehe

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PostSubject: Re: kuto at aids   Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:39 pm

Emf, Renz, wag mo iquote ung mga mahahabang posts >.< Humahaba lng ung thread. Razz Grabe Em ha >.< Ang rami! O.o

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