washalentong
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 |  Subject: juk jukan nmn  Fri May 29, 2009 1:03 pm | |
| AGAW BUHAY
Nakaupo sa tabi ng kanyang asawang agaw-buhay si Juan. Hawak hawak niya ang kamay nito at nararamdaman ni Juan na hindi na magtatagal at babawian na ng buhay ang kanyang asawa.
"Juan, bago ako mamatay, mayroon akong gustong ipagtapat sa iyo.""Mahal, huwag ka ng magsalita at makakasama pa sa iyo.""Pero Juan, kailangan talagang malaman mo na........""Sssshhhh, kung ano man iyon ay hindi na mahalaga, ang importante ay nasa tabi mo ako sa huling sandali mo rito sa mundo.""Juan, nais kong ipagtapat sa iyo na pinag-taksilan kitasana ay patawarin mo ako.""Alam ko iyon, kaya nga kita NILASON."
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NAKATIPID
Takbong pumasok ng bahay si Mario. Pagud na pagod, pero masayang-masaya. Nagmamayabang pa sa ina.
"Nanay! Nanay! Nakatipid ako ng uno singkwenta.""Nakatipid? Paano?" tanong ng nanay."Aba'y 'di ako sumakay ng dyip. Sumabay lang ako ng takbo.Kaya't nakatipid ako ng one-fifty!""Bobo ka pala, eh. Kung taxi ang sinabayan mo, 'Di mas malaki ang natipid mo!"
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AMERICAN ENGLISH
AMERICAN ENGLISH:Eat All You Can, don't be shy, feel at home!
IN TAGALOG:kain lang kayo ng kain, walanghiya kayo, pakiramdam nyo bahay nyo to! | |
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MaJoSa27
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Sat May 30, 2009 4:28 pm | |
| hahaha... novelty jokes n yan ah... hahaha... Read all you can, don't be shy, feel at home! | |
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Yipee
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Sun May 31, 2009 1:57 am | |
| why did you split the thread sir ?  | |
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MaJoSa27
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Sun May 31, 2009 8:12 am | |
| siguro kze...
thread starter ang dating ng reply... hehehe | |
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Takashi19
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Tue Jun 02, 2009 11:37 pm | |
| Wahaha, kahit papano napatawa ako XD | |
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Yipee
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:12 am | |
| May tatlo akong joke..
Joke
joke
joke
-_- | |
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mikebasco
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Thu Jun 04, 2009 10:50 am | |
| - Yipee wrote:
- May tatlo akong joke..
Joke
joke
joke
-_- OMG OMG... tsk corny dude!......  | |
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Yipee
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Thu Jun 04, 2009 1:48 pm | |
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mikebasco
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| | Subject: Re: juk jukan nmn Fri Jun 05, 2009 4:01 am | |
| I know....i understand yipee....hahaha | |
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